Dealing With A Horrible Wingman
"Oh man" My Friend is Just a Total Geek!
Have you ever went to a club, a bar, or a cafe with the intention of picking up chicks? Did you ever bring along a guy friend who was a sort of a wingman to you? Sure. We all have. Did the wing ever get in the way? I mean you like a woman, but the wing will talk you out of it, get in the way, or come looking like a nerd. Did you ever wish your wing would just turn into a manikin doll, sit there, and shut up? More or less, just a body to fill space and make you look occupied? Did you feel down and out about the fact that you put your best foot forward, but your wingman just wasn't up to par. If you can relate, lets move on.
A Chumped Impression
First impression are lasting. If your wing is ugly or dresses like a nerd, women will associate you with him. So if you have a Beta wing, just make sure he looks OK and dresses nice. You don't want women to think that you both just returned from the audition for Revenge of the Nerds IV, do you? If your best friend is Poindexter, it is best to leave him at home on Friday nights and hit the bar single or call up some other buddy.
Ok, so you have a normal looking beta friend and he dresses OK and smells good enough. The only problem is that he is WBAFC. Now let's be honest. We players would like to hook up our buddies, but the most important thing to us is if we get the prize that night. If your buddy don't get laid that night, that's his problem.
Even YOU Can Use a Manikin Wingman
The Beta wing also wants to get laid that night, but him being AFC or even WBAFC will hinder his chances. It may seem selfish but the experienced player will have to use the Beta Wingman. What is the best way to use the Beta Wingman, you ask? I have enough experience dealing with beta wings, so I have found it is best to get them out of the way and to use them as a decoy, a scout, or even have them sit there like a dummy. Even if he is your best friend, if he is beta he can mess things up. I will touch now on all these tactics.
The Decoy
A decoy is usually a person, device, or event meant as a distraction to conceal what an individual or a group might be looking for. Decoys have been used for centuries, most notably in game hunting, but also in wartime and in the committing of crimes.
For the first time ever, we will revolutionize this and deploy them for the game of picking up chicks! How will you use him as a decoy, you ask? The absolute best way to use these AFC wings is to use them as decoys against haters. If a hater is messing your game, invite him to your table. Sit him down and introduce him to your AFC friend and buy him a beer so they can get to know each other. If this works the hater will get off your back and you can thus roam the floor.
Another way I have deployed the wing as a decoy is if the friend of a chick is a FUG. This works if I want to single out a chick and she has a GF with her who is a FUG. I can go to the FUG friend and say my buddy would like to talk to you. Thus, giving me the one on one time I need with the woman of interest. This is a win-win situation because the AFC friend may have a woman to talk to or possibly spend the night with, that evening.
The Scout
A scout is used for reconnaissance in the military for the active gathering of information about an enemy or other conditions, by physical observation. It is part of combat intelligence. The Scout is going to be used very similarly. The best time to use the AFC scout is when lots of people are in the place you are picking up HBs at. The scout will look around and come back with key information on the number of women, if the women have men, and if possible haters are in the way.
Your AFC friend wants a chick also and he will do a task that does not involve rejection so scouting is a favorite for AFC males. I like to send the AFC scout out many times in a night for reason like getting him out of my way and having him return with vital information. The best way to scout is for him to act like he is going up to buy a beer or by sending him up to get a beer. The bathroom visit also works well. Just make sure whatever he does is nonchalant because people can associate.
The Dummy Wing
Sometimes we hate to do it, but the situation calls for it. Your Wing is a nerd or is so WBAFC that you have no choice but to use him as an object and that object is a dummy. The dummy will sit in place for the simple purpose of making you look occupied. I mean come on, you don't want that chick who was checking you out to view you as a loner loser who is sipping on beer all alone do you? With that said, even a loser wing is better than no wing at all.
Get Out of My Way
All in all, it is always best to have the Chumped Wing clear out of a path for you. Just make sure he stays in the background. If the chick and you hit it off good and she wants to meet your buddies keep it quick on the first impression. Remember that she can associate you with the Chumps. A quick "hi" and "bye" will suffice. There is absolutely no reason why you should introduce your HB to your Chumps for more than 1 minute. Get her the hell away from these guys as quick as you can. And don't forget that!
The End Game
Don't worry how your Chumps will feel about you ignoring them. All of us understand that once out, when friends get with women, we get somewhat ignored. It's natural and men are forgiving. If your Chump is upset just reverse roles with him. He'd do the same thing if he could land a HB.
The mission is to land you a chick. Always and every time. That is the golden rule!
-Best Lion-
This article was first published on the Seduction University Forums.
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